You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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