have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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