she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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