Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's blow job season.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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