ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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