Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
