Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
