I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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