at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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