i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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