You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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