I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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