If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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