So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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