He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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