Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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