no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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