I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
