I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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