it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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