She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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