I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
