I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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