I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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