Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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