Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
last night I used snow as a chaser
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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