last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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