Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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