I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
