i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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