you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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