I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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