Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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