Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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