Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
