question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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