just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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