she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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