why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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