Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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