she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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