When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
