thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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