I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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