Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
