Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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