How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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