the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
