we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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