I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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