Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You're like the curious george of whores
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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