so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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