Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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