Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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