I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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